O. Henry: Food Ditties Worth Eating
Beans, beans are good for the heart,
the more you eat the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel
so eat beans at every meal.
Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
his wife could eat no lean,
so betwixt the two
they licked the platter clean.
Apple a Day!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Bigger than your Head
Never eat anything bigger than your head – Kliban
Food Ditties & Dough
Ditties: Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.
Peter, Peter pumpkin eater,
Had another and didn’t leave her;
Peter learned to read and spell,
And then he loved her very well.[1]
Ditties, Love in Tummy
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I’ve got love in my tummy
and I feel so fine!
Chinking: filling those hunger cracks with a trip to Blake’s
Best place for hot summer belly wash in the Southwest?
Blake’s LotaBurger hits the spot!
Henry E. Hooper 