O. Henry: Kill Time

O. Henry: Kill Time

Things to do when you want to kill time:

1. Row a boat without using the oarlocks.
2. Toot an automobile horn in a stalled car.
3. Upset bookcases and then put the books back in again, with each book opened to page 27.
4. Run just as fast as you can to the end of the room and back.

— Peter Benchley

Loafing Around

“It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all!”

— James Thurber